The Beastwood Files: August(ish) 2026

We’ve officially started kindergarten, which means our schedule is (relatively) normal up in here. After roughly four months of juggling – I think I had five uninterrupted weeks of work between late May and early September – I almost have the working hours of a normal full-time employed person. Almost.

Stuff I Wrote

Things I Did

  • Navigated the transition from preschool to summer camp to vacation to kindergarten without my hair getting any more gray than it already was
  • Took our son on his first “hike” up a “mountain” (Flying Mountain in Acadia, elevation 284 feet) while surviving multiple outdoor potty breaks and mangled attempts at a downhill piggyback ride
  • Honored the cat’s 18th birthday by leaving her all alone in a quiet house for an entire week, interrupted only by a catsitter who ranks among the handful of people who can confirm she exists
  • Went to my second Red Sox game with my son, who said the best parts of the game were watching the tarp getting removed and participating in The Wave
  • Started decorating and acquiring candy for Halloween, even if we’ve yet to decide what we want to be

Adventures in Fatherhood

  • During Kindergarten Rumspringa – the week and a half bookending Labor Day when we had one day of school out of seven weekdays – we hit just about every museum and major tourist attraction that Boston has to offer. The Duck Tour was a favorite, we liked the View Boston gift shop more than the experience itself, and (as usual) nothing beat the Discovery Museum.
  • We’re now ranking supermarkets by the availability of Cool Shopping Carts. Stop & Shop and Trader Joe’s are boring, while Donelan’s (a small chain west of Boston) is not; depending on the location, there’s the option to sit in front of the car and use a steering wheel or – even better – a child-size shopping cart to push and fill on your own. Market Basket is a wild card: If we can find the carts with bench seating *and* have the patience to wait in line *and* Dad says we can get yet another novelty balloon, then it’s a win.
  • Thing I Learned the Hard Way: Don’t let your kid talk you into getting a fly swatter. We found one on a recent grocery store trip, and I allowed it since 1) it was 30 cents, 2) it’s practical, and 3) it was used for a preschool craft project. Now, though, I’m being pestered to print out sheets of paper with pictures of flies on them that we can “swat” with paint – and while I garner the courage and wherewithal to figure this out, we’re using the flyswatter to smack light switches. Not my best moment as a father.

Happy September. May you achieve the levels of cozy, pumpkin spice, flannel, and football that are right for you.

The Beastwood Files: July(ish) 2026

This may be news to some of you, but apparently navigating the transition from preschool to kindergarten comes with Big Feelings that are hard to talk about but somehow seem to rear their ugly head at the exact moment that Mommy and Daddy are asking that you brush your teeth.

Said feelings, coupled with being the only child in the preschool class to have dropped a nap, led the Beastwoods to tweak the preschool schedule in our waning weeks. That has meant less time for me to devote to the lovely craft of writing and checking emails (the two tasks my son is convinced comprise the entirety of my job). I was kinda sorta prepared for this, professionally and financially if not necessarily emotionally, and have thus spent the bulk of the last few weeks juggling responsibilities, asking for extended deadlines, and wondering if I’ll ever to things on my to-do list like “organize the giant pile of papers on top of the filing cabinet. (Answer: No.)

It’s been A Lot, but it’s also been fun. We’ve taken some weekday trips to museums and playgrounds, had more time to spend at home in the morning (because free play time with 4-year-olds is No Longer Fun), and learned new things like how to make squiggly lines by typing non-words in Word. (Yes, I use Word. I will not be taking any questions at this time.) And, of course, my amazing mother in law has lent a hand. Through it all, I’ve learned how important it is to prioritize what matters – and how rarely that’s enterprise B2B content for healthcare.

Let’s get on with it.

Stuff I Wrote

Things I Did

  • Nailed the most important deadline of the month: Signing up for fall swim class sessions at the local Boys & Girls Club
  • Scheduled an appointment with my eye doctor, dentist, and PCP for the same week, which is good from an efficiency perspective but bad if you don’t want to feel old
  • Endured some of the sweatiest runs of my life in suffocating July humidity and reinforced that this is by far my least favorite season of the year
  • Somehow managed to help set up a campsite (complete with canopy) in 90-degree heat and humidity (with minimal grumbling from all parties involved) and further reinforced that this is by far my least favorite season of the year
  • Watched my son have a little bit too much fun setting marshmallows ablaze in a campfire
  • Get a new keyboard (and wireless mouse) after I got juuuust a little tired of my son (who’s been beginning to type) noting that the “A” key was faded on the old keyboard
  • Answered questions such as “Why do I still have to go to preschool?” “What will summer camp be like?” “Why do I have to go to kindergarten?” “How many days of preschool are left?” and “When are we going on vacation again?” roughly 56 times
  • Forget to take any photos worth sharing that don’t include my son’s face, which explains the hilariously awful image for this post

Happy August. The humidity’s finally breaking in the Boston area. Best luck with the first day of school for those with children. Best of luck with 5-day work weeks and actual deadlines for everyone else. Best of luck with Conference Season for everyone.