The Beastwood Files: August(ish) 2026

We’ve officially started kindergarten, which means our schedule is (relatively) normal up in here. After roughly four months of juggling – I think I had five uninterrupted weeks of work between late May and early September – I almost have the working hours of a normal full-time employed person. Almost.

Stuff I Wrote

Things I Did

  • Navigated the transition from preschool to summer camp to vacation to kindergarten without my hair getting any more gray than it already was
  • Took our son on his first “hike” up a “mountain” (Flying Mountain in Acadia, elevation 284 feet) while surviving multiple outdoor potty breaks and mangled attempts at a downhill piggyback ride
  • Honored the cat’s 18th birthday by leaving her all alone in a quiet house for an entire week, interrupted only by a catsitter who ranks among the handful of people who can confirm she exists
  • Went to my second Red Sox game with my son, who said the best parts of the game were watching the tarp getting removed and participating in The Wave
  • Started decorating and acquiring candy for Halloween, even if we’ve yet to decide what we want to be

Adventures in Fatherhood

  • During Kindergarten Rumspringa – the week and a half bookending Labor Day when we had one day of school out of seven weekdays – we hit just about every museum and major tourist attraction that Boston has to offer. The Duck Tour was a favorite, we liked the View Boston gift shop more than the experience itself, and (as usual) nothing beat the Discovery Museum.
  • We’re now ranking supermarkets by the availability of Cool Shopping Carts. Stop & Shop and Trader Joe’s are boring, while Donelan’s (a small chain west of Boston) is not; depending on the location, there’s the option to sit in front of the car and use a steering wheel or – even better – a child-size shopping cart to push and fill on your own. Market Basket is a wild card: If we can find the carts with bench seating *and* have the patience to wait in line *and* Dad says we can get yet another novelty balloon, then it’s a win.
  • Thing I Learned the Hard Way: Don’t let your kid talk you into getting a fly swatter. We found one on a recent grocery store trip, and I allowed it since 1) it was 30 cents, 2) it’s practical, and 3) it was used for a preschool craft project. Now, though, I’m being pestered to print out sheets of paper with pictures of flies on them that we can “swat” with paint – and while I garner the courage and wherewithal to figure this out, we’re using the flyswatter to smack light switches. Not my best moment as a father.

Happy September. May you achieve the levels of cozy, pumpkin spice, flannel, and football that are right for you.


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